planeswalker-umbral:

jeannettegray:

necarion:

animentality:

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Unfortunately, I need Disney to crush DeSantis, completely and utterly. Because if it isn’t a complete rout, then other companies without the Mouse’s resources (so, almost all of them) won’t pick the fight in the first place and will back down the next time a DeSantis tries this.

Disney wants your money.

Fascists want you dead.

Also, pragmatism aside, Disney is just objectively right here. Desantis very very very very very very clearly broke the law to go after a minority. The fact that Disney is defending said minority because they see it as a source of money doesn’t change the fact that Desantis broke the law to go after a minority. Like, wider context of Capitalism aside, what we have here is a very specific case where one side is illegally going open season on vulnerable kids, and the other side said “hey, don’t do that.”

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funnytwittertweets:

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spaceshipkat:

melonsap:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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wonderpuipui:

“Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH.”

happiebirdie:

weaver-z:

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man’s memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey’s paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

you don’t control who lives who dies who tells your story

werepigeon:

we could’ve had it all

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tiny-wizard:

tinier-wizard:

tiny-wizard:

ime thee smalleste inne thee lande. notte one smallere doth there stande.

thou muste be too smalle too see, fore thou hast foregottenne me!

you lying piece of shit i’ll fucking kill you

cosmicdraghon:
“call it a social experiment
”

cosmicdraghon:

call it a social experiment 

brightlotusmoon:
“sirtroyofbaker:
“ balalaikaboss:
“ ejacutastic:
“ I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
”
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF...

brightlotusmoon:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

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@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.